Above: What do you think were the other options Vera and Carl considered before deciding to send their young friend this maniacal clown card? I’d say their choice was a big Valentine fail.

Below: Can a six year old file a restraining order against another six year old? If not, I fear Johnnie may grow up to play the role of James Caan in Misery.

Above: Now it seems clear to me that this horrified squirrel thinks he has reason to hide. Either that or he just sat on his stash of acorns.

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