Ahhh, Valentine’s Day. Looking for a little heart-shaped token of your love for the little ones in your life? Roses? Please. Candy? Come on. Perfume? Well…maybe.

Demeter Fragrance Library may have the perfect scent for your six year old. You know the iconic Necco Sweethearts candy? I honestly don’t recall what they smell like, but the folk at Demeter have bottled it. Jelly Bellies? Bottled in no less than six delicious variations. And should Junior decide he’d rather not smell like ‘Fruit Salad’ consider the macho musk of ‘Play-Doh.’ There’s also ‘Dandelion,’ ‘Dirt,’ and ‘Earthworm,’ (seriously) but I figure you can always just send him out into the backyard for an hour and he’ll smell like that anyway.

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